posted under category: CSS on August 26, 2011 by Nathan
Of course I'm being facetious. Sarcasm runs deep in my veins. Really deep. Obscure English humor deep.
The truth is, there are a lot of languages that compile to CSS. The overwhelming most popular two being LESS and SASS. I have a list of 14 "CSS Preprocessors," that I looked at, granted many of them are not worth their weight in magnetic bits... a lot more zeros than ones if you know what I mean. Also, I use "language" in a very liberal sense; none of these are even remotely Turing complete. Only one has the concept of an if or a loop. Semantic detractions aside, CSS is growing up, and our near future has compiled CSS written all over it.
Wouldn't it be dreamy to wake up one day in the future where you didn't have to write all that CSS to get a web page to look nice? Maybe we're close to that dream already. Maybe we're there today.